Piper Wheel

"Hmph, what in the world is so appealing about lottery tickets anyway? Victory and defeat are completely out of your own control!"

—Luciana Auxesis Theodoro de Montefio

"Her hobbies are about as vibrant and diverse as the black-and-white newspapers she reads."

—A blood-averse (?) mercenary

"Each word is a gem, each post— so refined! This guy is a master of all things car!"

—A car-lover forum admin

"That was... um.... shocking."

—A still-terrified passenger of the Steeltusk